I admit it. I’m a fan. Or an addict. As I watched Jason, the formerly dumped dad, finally pick his whisper of a bride-to-be on Monday night on ABC, twirling and twirling her gowned figure around and around, as only a short man can do with an itty-bitty woman -- I thought, grabbing a tissue, True Love!
But then, at the Most Shocking After The Rose Ceremony Ever on Planet Earth in our Universe, where we’re supposed to finally meet, live, the happy couple who’d been twirling and twirling and pulling the moon into an alternate orbit, the bomb drops.
Jason doesn’t really love his ex-Dallas Cowboys cheerleader sprite. He wants the other one. The one he dumped. Flat. On. Her. Incredulous. Face.
If you don’t watch the show, you may be scratching your head. Let me lay it out there for you. Single, unlucky in love dad goes on a date with twenty-five women. He gets to play with all the women however much he wants – kiss, tickle, tempt them with his shirtless body, take helicopter rides and laugh – haha! – for the countless cameras that surround their every move. And then politely dump them by not handing them a rose. Dating under a microscope is the appropriate cliché, ‘cept this microscope has twenty bazillion fans (addicts) who just can’t get enough of poor Jason’s quest for love.
This season, according to Chris, the well coiffed and patiently disgusted host of the show, Jason’s journey has drawn more viewers than ever. And I can see why. To add to the drama/trauma, we viewers all already knew and held a stake in Jason’s fortune as we had all watched him fail at finding love on last season’s Bachelorette. The one with the Greek gal we all had girl-crushes on. Deanna. You see, Deanna dumped Jason last minute, and chose the completely inappropriate snowboard dude instead. We wept.
Of course, to make the soap opera circle complete, (feel free to skip this paragraph if your kid needs a diaper change or Ed McMahon is at the front door) back to this season, the same Deanna flies all the way to New Zealand where Jason is about to propose to his itty-bitty sprite (because of course, he can’t propose State-side – this amount of sap just isn’t legal here anymore) and old, unhappy Deanna confesses that she made a mistake last season and wants Jason back!
I mean, can it get any better than this?
Confused? Head a-twirl? Good! Because isn’t that what love is, confusing? Dizzying? And that is what has drawn so many (educated!) suckers like me into this orgasmic, minefield of drama played out for us on Monday nights. This isn’t a sappy, happy story of boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, boy marries girl happily ever after. This is the 2009 version of how love really works (uh, sorry, Shakespeare), and Jason’s angst and complete bungling of making the “right” choice for his small family reminds me of some of my friends and acquaintances who have recently made their own tough, love choices and are leaving their marriages and relationships even after ten plus years and three point two children. And are ripped up inside about it.
Fortunately or unfortunately for them, my friends don’t have helicopters whisking them and their kids on date nights or long-stem, red roses determining their fate. But their world is twirling, around and around, as I watch and hope that their new, single-mom ride is smoother than the bumpy, public one our sweet Jason, Bachelor Dad, has chosen to take. Hopefully, I will watch and engage with compassion and empathetic angst on a different level than I do with my guilt-ridden Bachelor addiction.
By Annie Yearout
Labels: Annie Yearout, Bachelorette, Greek, helicoptors, New Zealand, roses, The Bachelor
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